Loganberries

it is in the way the sandwich makers
bear large scapegoats
raising them to be spry loganberries

that intimidates the barnacle
forcing him to purse
his thumpy lips

The Carnival Monkeys

the carnival monkeys
twirl their beets
while walking around
in octopus boots

a treat made of rats
for the trout shooting smack
who fishes for skates
in the scraggly water

the wench stunk of cake
and freebasing sponge
crack open her head
and pour out the slop

these slothful pets
occasionally boast
of the cackling noose
that pleads for their necks

Booze

an old man told me about booze
"it hurts my stomach
but feels nice on my brain
my memories are still shots
and it's hard to move my arms"

his best memories
were when he was drunk
his worst memories
were when he was sober

"i proposed to my wife
when we were drunk
she died when i was sober"

A Wooden Leg

stepping up on a curb
with my left leg
my wooden leg gives way
at the knee

it bashes into the corner
of the curb
but no pain is felt
so I unscrew it
and sand away
the splintered edges

OOPS!!

I have recently discovered that I have "lost" all of the writing that I have done....um.....ever?! Shucks. Why did I save all of that writing on my computer? What was I thinking? Were computers in the 90's that unreliable? Well I guess the answers to those questions and many more shall from thenceforth and forevermore be stored in a WIDE variety of locations....including Blogspot. So read on my friends............